Looking for a Hot Tub?

[Alex]

See. Completely weird. But if we change it to:

Alex: "Thanks for coming over."
Friend: "No problem."
A: "Want a drink?"
F: "Sure."
*Alex mixes cocktails*
F: "So, I brought my swimsuit...where's the hot tub?"
*Alex hands over drink*
A: "Actually...we had it built inside so we could enjoy it in the rain, isn't it nice?"
F: "Cool...and with a conveniently located toilet!"
A: "Yeah, that's for puking when we party too hard."

Somehow no longer weird to people.