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Gemini Cricket · 11-24-2009, 06:54 PM

I picture a commercial where a caftan-clad Eliza Dushku is running through a cotton field flying a mermaid shaped kite in the air. The lens' focus on her is a little soft. A standard poodle gallops happily behind her. The voice over is Liv Tyler reprising her Arwen voice from The Lord of the Rings. "For one of her challenges in life, there's Fresh and Easy Extra Cleansing Douche. Now in a value sized four pack." Another woman's voiceover (which sounds like Bea Arthur's chain smoking grandmother) cuts in: "Available now at CVS, Walgreens and WalMart locations!"

11-24-2009, 06:54 PM	#6
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	I picture a commercial where a caftan-clad Eliza Dushku is running through a cotton field flying a mermaid shaped kite in the air. The lens' focus on her is a little soft. A standard poodle gallops happily behind her. The voice over is Liv Tyler reprising her Arwen voice from The Lord of the Rings. "For one of her challenges in life, there's Fresh and Easy Extra Cleansing Douche. Now in a value sized four pack." Another woman's voiceover (which sounds like Bea Arthur's chain smoking grandmother) cuts in: "Available now at CVS, Walgreens and WalMart locations!"
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