My bus driver made me cry this morning.

[Boss Radio]

At the end of the day, it is important to remember that his vocational TV counterpart is Ralph Kramden, and he has probably peaked, career-wise. It's only a matter of time before Asimo takes his job and he is downgraded to cab driver. You, on the other hand, are a writer and can fashion him into a scenario in which his character is first humiliated and then incinerated by a busload of irate ghost-lepers.