The Gay Thread

[innerSpaceman]

"Counseling" is a much better and well-thought-out excuse than the original one, which was that the young twink was hired to handle Rekers' luggage following a back injury. That failed to fly when he gave it straightfaced within moments of him being photographed bustling with his own bags all through customs.

Much more believable that's he's been counseling the young man on his gay conversion science in an effort to redeem the lad from the evils of homosexual attraction, and has been counseling him for the last 10 days. In Spain.


(A lot of comments on that linked site are puzzled by Reckers' attraction to this waif of a boy - which has led to the fortunate christening of the best hypocrite euphemism I've heard since "Hiking the Appalachian Trail" - namely, "Whatever Lifts Your Luggage."


Bwahaahaha.