What Stpid Thing Have You Done Today?

[Alex]

I often end up waiting weeks longer than preferred to trim my beard until I'm actually aware enough in the morning to remember to trim it before I shower. And then during the shower I well scrub the area in question.

But even then my chin apparently stores some spare clippings behind my ears or something because I'm sure to end up with a shirt that looks like I'm shedding by the end of the day.