Welcome to the losers lounge.

[Matterhorn Fan]

I'm happy, and I certainly do NOT feel like a loser.

Were I in SoCal, I would feel obligated to be at Disneyland today--and I would be hating every hot, sticky, crowded minute of it.

Where I am, it's air-conditioned, quiet, and I've got a whole apartment to myself. I don't have to wait in line for barely-adequate food (though I could do with another box of Gardenburgers or something), I can drink as much iced tea as I like without worrying about annoying other people over having to stop in every bathroom (and wait in line), and if I fall asleep, I don't have to worry about getting stepped on or having my stuff stolen.

As far as I can see, I win.