Those Pesky Masked Bandits!

[Matterhorn Fan]

Originally Posted by HTHBellcaptain

For many months now, I have heard an odd thundering running sound on my roof. Matterhorn Fan has heard it too. We narrowed it down to one of two things, either Racoons or Ghosts. There hasn't been any damage to the roof, and for the life of me I havn't been able to catch what's making the sound. If is racoons, then they're really sturdy little things, because after the three hurricanes that hit my house last fall, they must still be alive. Or maybe before the storms the sound was created by live racoons, and since the storms I'm being haunted by Ghost Racoons.

Ghost Raccoons seems the most likely answer. It would explain why you've never been able to see them.

It could also be Ninjas, you know. But it would have to be a Ninja-in-training, because I'd think a full-fledged Ninja would be a little lighter on his feet.