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Chernabog · 01-19-2011, 08:57 PM

Not sure where to put this so I will put it here. This was a funny (to me) comment on Yahoo to that Alabama Governor making comments that only Christians are his brothers and sisters:

"Christianity. The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and drink his blood, while telepathically telling him you accept him as your master, so that he can remove an evil force from your soul which is present in all humanity because a woman made out of one rib bone and a mound of dirt was tricked into eating fruit from a magical tree by a talking snake. Yeah, it makes perfect sense."

LOL! It's all plausible, right? Hail Xenu!

01-19-2011, 08:57 PM	#11
Chernabog Biophage Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Moon Posts: 2,679	Not sure where to put this so I will put it here. This was a funny (to me) comment on Yahoo to that Alabama Governor making comments that only Christians are his brothers and sisters: "Christianity. The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and drink his blood, while telepathically telling him you accept him as your master, so that he can remove an evil force from your soul which is present in all humanity because a woman made out of one rib bone and a mound of dirt was tricked into eating fruit from a magical tree by a talking snake. Yeah, it makes perfect sense." LOL! It's all plausible, right? Hail Xenu! __________________ And they say back then our universe Was a coal black egg Until the god inside Burst out and from its shattered shell He made what became the world we know ~ Bjork (Cosmogony)
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