The Official Harry Potter thread (SPOILERS - NO tags)

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

Also, I have developed the BEST theory of all about the importance of Harry having Lily's eyes:

"Harry, you have your mother's eyes."

"Remus, I know. You keep telling me. Everyone keeps telling me. We both have green eyes. Gotcha."

"No, I mean, your mother's actual eyes. You have them."

"Wha???"

"Dumbledore left them in the letter he gave to Petunia, the evening he left you at the Dursley's doorstep. She has kept them safe for you. They are very powerful weapons, which you will need to use inorder to destroy Voldemort."

"EW! And, how?"

"Throw them at him."

"Throw them? Will they, um, blow him up?"

"No. They will really gross him out, though. And while he's all frantic and trying to wipe off leaky eyeball juice, you will be given the opportunity to kill him."

[libraryvixen]

Originally Posted by Eliza Hodgkins 1812

Also, I have developed the BEST theory of all about the importance of Harry having Lily's eyes:

"Harry, you have your mother's eyes."

"Remus, I know. You keep telling me. Everyone keeps telling me. We both have green eyes. Gotcha."

"No, I mean, your mother's actual eyes. You have them."

"Wha???"

"Dumbledore left them in the letter he gave to Petunia, the evening he left you at the Dursley's doorstep. She has kept them safe for you. They are very powerful weapons, which you will need to use inorder to destroy Voldemort."

"EW! And, how?"

"Throw them at him."

"Throw them? Will they, um, blow him up?"

"No. They will really gross him out, though. And while he's all frantic and trying to wipe off leaky eyeball juice, you will be given the opportunity to kill him."

Holy crap!! Where did I miss this?

I love that I'm reading this in the morning where I can laugh my ass off then show the people at work when I go in!

[wendybeth]

Lol, Eliza!!!
And my apologies for forgetting about the other thread- I didn't mean to step on toes, but I guess this one differs in that there are no spoiler tags to wade through.

I wonder of Pettigrew's nifty new hand is a horcrux? I can't see him intentionally helping Harry.

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

Originally Posted by wendybeth

Lol, Eliza!!!
And my apologies for forgetting about the other thread- I didn't mean to step on toes, but I guess this one differs in that there are no spoiler tags to wade through.

I wonder of Pettigrew's nifty new hand is a horcrux? I can't see him intentionally helping Harry.

The hand theory is way far out and totally worth wondering about. Though I can't imagine Voldemort entrusting such an object to such a rat fink. Heh.