Geek Pick Up Lines

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some more geek pickup lines I discovered while reading slashdot....

* So, your mount point or mine?

* When was the last time you had a 3 hour Fscking?

* You're such a bad daemon, fork me you apache babe.

* Can we be descrete about this transaction? i don't want a trace of it in the syslog -- if the wife finds out i've been cheating on her with the /dev/null i'll be in a chroot -u none jail!