Borders Going Bye Bye

[Strangler Lewis]

My pressing tech needs are simple. I need new batteries for my watch.

Right now, I rely on my phone, which is silly.

Every time someone asks me the time, I have to stick my hand in my pants and pull it out to tell them.

I suppose, like many people these days, I could just walk around with it in my hand all the time, staring at it and poking it.

That would be less shocking.