The Newest store in DTD - Anne Geddes

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

Anne Geddes: Edible babies, all you can eat!

That's what I think when I see her babies. Baby peas in pods for a giant's tasty delights. Little human babies spirited away to the cruel fairy lands where they are transfigured into half-baby/half-peony creatures before being gobbled up.

Anne Geddes' work should be taken more seriously. Hers is not subject matter for Hallmark cards. It's not about being cute. I suspect Anne Geddes has been kidnapped by fairies, as well. She's only alive because her photographs make their menus look more appealing. "Baby de cabbage!" "Baby de pea pod!" "Baby au Flower Petal!"

How the images leak out into our mortal world we may never know, but I believe they are Anne Geddes' cry for help. And all you f**kers are mocking her while hundreds and thousands of our human babies disappear and die in the hands of the cruel fairy race.

What is WRONG with you people? You should all be ashamed. I bet this store is a portal to their world. We MUST save the babies from the fairy cooking pots!

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