Soooooo......

[Alex]

Before tonight I had puked, as an adult (I was more sickly as a kid), four times.

That number is now five. Since this pretty clearly is food poisoning (absolutely no other symptoms other than the nausea out of the blue and now feel completely fine, at least for now) I don't think I'll be going back to the new restaurant I had lunch at today. No idea if they deserve the blame, but they're getting it.

I do wish I had a weaker stomach so I could have just puked the first time the desire wave hit instead of having to suffer with the urge to puke for three hours.

Coincidentally, I can now report then I said this:

Then you're doing it wrong. You need to practice your vomiting skills. A well performed vomit should sound more like "hu, hu, ugh, hhhrrrrrruuuwoooosh, oh god, god dammit, hhhhrrrrrrooowooosh".

I pretty much nailed it.