Bacon is meat candy.

[Betty]

My favorite way to eat bacon is as a plain ol' piece of bacon. Cooked in a skillet or the oven. Microwaved as a last resort or if I'm feeling lazy and short on time - which is unlikely I'm cooking bacon at that point anyway.

That bacon above looks like it won't be crispy anymore under the toppings. I'm going to have to reserve voting until I can sample it and decide.