The Poetry Of Spam

[€uroMeinke]

Perhaps more free verse, but lately yahoo has been sending me these sorts of Spams:

You haven't got an imagination what really cool babe is all about if u have not seen me!
I'm Obdulia and I'm really cool!
Your personal page became my mouth water and in this mean I decided to write you a mail and communicate with you closer a little bit.
I wanna know more about u and maybe we could become friends, lovers or maybe have some serious relations.
Information about me: I am 24 years old and I work as a manager in in a big firm. I am a brown haired and got first size of breasts.
And now, what's about u, darling?

I wonder about how many trips through a translator the initial message took, but mostly I wonder what "first size of breasts" means.