Disney Prince Hotness Ranking

SzczerbiakManiac · 02-14-2013, 11:26 AM

What do y'all think about the "accuracy" of BuzzFeed's rankings?

Cadaverous Pallor · 02-14-2013, 12:26 PM

As a kid Aladdin topped my list too, but now he looks like a child to me. My younger self still loves him so he stays on the list. Hmm. If we're talking sex appeal then the list goes like this...

1. Flynn Rider. They really let loose with the sexy on that one.
2. Prince Eric
3. Prince Philip
4. Prince Naveen
5. Aladdin

The others don't really register for me.

Beast? Really? I mean, he's got a great personality, but I don't like either of his incarnations visually. He's up there on some sort of Romance scale, though it's hard for me to get past the whole freaky monster/freaky human thing.

Hmm, most Romantic....Eric is first with Philip second. Haven't seen Sleeping Beauty in a while but I always dug Philip as an almost-fleshed-out hero.

Kind of want to see Tangled again now.

innerSpaceman · 02-14-2013, 01:01 PM

I think they pretty much nailed it. Aladdin is the only animated character I've ever had a legitimate crush on. Prince Eric duly comes in second as another one I was actually attracted to, even though he's pen and ink.

Flynn Ryder maybe tops them both (no, I don't mean that), but I also give demerits for CGI - because despite finding him smoking hot, I was neither attracted to nor had a crush on Flynn.

I dispute many of those mid-level guys from Mulan or the Frog Prince or whatever even being on the list, but they sure got the old-school three pegged right. Prince Phillip is the hottie of that bunch.

innerSpaceman · 02-14-2013, 01:11 PM

BUT - they were WAY off in saying Prince Eric and Aladdin look alike. They have completely different noses and eyes.

I actually think Eric is more handsome, but something about cutie-pie Aladdin running around thru the whole movie with his shirt off just got to me.

Cadaverous Pallor · 02-15-2013, 12:06 PM

Maybe I need to see Aladdin again, too.

Alex · 02-15-2013, 05:12 PM

Except for Aladdin and Beast the others only exist so we know for sure that the teenaged princesses aren't lesbians. So I don't give them any thought.

Morrigoon · 02-16-2013, 09:59 AM

Philip>Eric>Naveen>Aladdin>Charming

Moonliner · 02-16-2013, 05:27 PM

Ursala, Kanga, Helen Parr, Maleficent.

Wait, did you say prince? Never mind.

Morrigoon · 02-16-2013, 09:22 PM

Kanga=MILF??

Strangler Lewis · 02-17-2013, 05:04 PM

What about Simba?

If someone acted in real life the way Flynn Rider does, everyone would turn and walk the other way.

The sexiest male lead in Disney animation is:

Tramp

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Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	As a kid Aladdin topped my list too, but now he looks like a child to me. My younger self still loves him so he stays on the list. Hmm. If we're talking sex appeal then the list goes like this... 1. Flynn Rider. They really let loose with the sexy on that one. 2. Prince Eric 3. Prince Philip 4. Prince Naveen 5. Aladdin The others don't really register for me. Beast? Really? I mean, he's got a great personality, but I don't like either of his incarnations visually. He's up there on some sort of Romance scale, though it's hard for me to get past the whole freaky monster/freaky human thing. Hmm, most Romantic....Eric is first with Philip second. Haven't seen Sleeping Beauty in a while but I always dug Philip as an almost-fleshed-out hero. Kind of want to see Tangled again now. __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	I think they pretty much nailed it. Aladdin is the only animated character I've ever had a legitimate crush on. Prince Eric duly comes in second as another one I was actually attracted to, even though he's pen and ink. Flynn Ryder maybe tops them both (no, I don't mean that), but I also give demerits for CGI - because despite finding him smoking hot, I was neither attracted to nor had a crush on Flynn. I dispute many of those mid-level guys from Mulan or the Frog Prince or whatever even being on the list, but they sure got the old-school three pegged right. Prince Phillip is the hottie of that bunch.
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02-14-2013, 01:11 PM	#4
innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	BUT - they were WAY off in saying Prince Eric and Aladdin look alike. They have completely different noses and eyes. I actually think Eric is more handsome, but something about cutie-pie Aladdin running around thru the whole movie with his shirt off just got to me.
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Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	Maybe I need to see Aladdin again, too. __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	Except for Aladdin and Beast the others only exist so we know for sure that the teenaged princesses aren't lesbians. So I don't give them any thought.
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Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Philip>Eric>Naveen>Aladdin>Charming __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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Moonliner 8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust. Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 9,022	Ursala, Kanga, Helen Parr, Maleficent. Wait, did you say prince? Never mind. __________________ - Taking it one step at a time.
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Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Kanga=MILF?? __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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Strangler Lewis Doing The Job Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: In a state Posts: 3,956	What about Simba? If someone acted in real life the way Flynn Rider does, everyone would turn and walk the other way. The sexiest male lead in Disney animation is: Tramp __________________ Live now-pay later. Diner's Club!
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