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		 Mostly a joke.  I love the girls.  But it's like coaching a group of ADD cats. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			 8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust. 
			
		
			
				
			
			
								
		
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		 So, how did that Harvard win do for your brackets this year? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 ADD cats = Cats 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 I didn't realize this until I got home and changed my shirt, but I forgot to put on deodorant today. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I discovered that when I went to pee this morning at work that I put my boxers on backwards 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Before or after? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 On a related note....  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			Before using any bathroom anywhere be sure to check supply levels before you get started. 
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		 I was eating one of those plastic cups of grapefruit slices last night. Through the remaining juice, I saw what appeared to be one sliver of fruit at the bottom, but I couldn't seem to find it with the fork. Turned out it was my finger showing through the bottom of the cup.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Have you ever farted just before you sat down and then realized you just farted in your own face? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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