Missouri?

[Motorboat Cruiser]

I was in Missouri for the first time a few months ago, drove from Kansas City to Springfield and stayed there a few days. I'm sure there must be good restaurants, but I tried a few local establishments and "good" isn't the first word that pops to mind. One was a place called "The Purple Burrito" that the locals raved about. It was horrific.

Bottom line, you are probably best off sticking with places that serve BBQ.

Fireworks, on the other hand, are plentiful.