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Hades, I CAN'T believe you don't remember the red circle sticker! My parents had one affixed to my window when I was a child. It lets the Firefighters know to hit that room first because it has a child inside.

My parents waffled between that or the "let 'em fry" sticker.

I'm sorry. That was in way poor taste. I might be dying laughing, but unless your'e as sick as I am, you won't. And I really, truly did have the red circle sticker.

To redeem myself, more useless stuff:

Clown Heads


Okay, I googled "Kleenex Kozies", because that's always a winner, and got this as the very FIRST link:

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Interests: Macrame Owls, drooling at the Senior
PGA Tour , knitting kleenex kozies & watching you shower. Occupation: porn star.

Hahaha!! SCARY!