Now that we have the wardrobe, where are we going?

[AllyOops!]

Might I suggest the Steak House at the Madonna Inn?





It's hot pink in the fashion that makes Pepto Bismal look white! It's festooned with gold cherubs & dazzling cupids aiming their bows at delighted diners! Velvet adorns the walls, and every flower is plastic! I'm almost certain an oil lamp trickles in the distance. It's the steakhouse that tickles your inner Gotti.

My late boyfriend and I dined there once, before retiring to the Kona Room (complete with amazing rock & waterfall shower, green astroturf carpeting & pineapple chandeliers!) I have to admit, it was very memorable in the best way!