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Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

What if your truck is a girl? Do they have truck tits as well?

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Or truck vulvas, for that matter?

The only tits & vulva my car sports are the ones belonging to the driver in the front seat- y'know, ME. And while I'll occasionally "put 'em on the glass" for the right person (the tits, not the vulva. I have some klass you know. ) I doubt they'll be seein' the hood of my car, or undercarriage anytime soon.

Ugh..the thought of a truck vulva has me a little unsettled. Although it would make an excellent spot for one's hide-a-key. Try keeping your dignity whilst fishing your keys out of your truck's exhaust-fume laden, greasy vagi.