Whatever you do, don't take my finger!

[Prudence]

I would just like to take this moment to state, for the record, that I am aware of the many forms of punctuation available to me. Furthermore, with a few exceptions (en-dash v. em-dash) I generally feel rather comfortable using punctuation. In fact, I have a favorite form of punctuation: the semi-colon. ; ; ; Isn't it beautiful? Like a comma and a colon, all rolled up into one.

I shall now depart to practice using punctuation in furtherance of my quest to utterly disrail threads everywhere.