Kingdom of Loathing - Page 27

Morrigoon · 10-20-2005, 02:38 PM

Does alcohol do much of anything for you? I haven't tried using it yet.

lizziebith · 10-20-2005, 02:49 PM

Well I've never done anything like this before so I signed up (pifflebooger) and am now at level 3, even though I barely know what I'm doing! I applied to join our clan. I have 20 adventures left, but I tried my drinking skills out and am now in a drunken stupor.

Prudence · 10-20-2005, 03:10 PM

Alcohol gives you more adventures, but also contributes to your drunkeness. Drink too much and you'll be in a drunken stupor and unable to adventure. However, the next day you'll no longer be drunk but you'll still have the adventures.

tracilicious · 10-20-2005, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Prudence

Alcohol gives you more adventures, but also contributes to your drunkeness. Drink too much and you'll be in a drunken stupor and unable to adventure. However, the next day you'll no longer be drunk but you'll still have the adventures.

After one of the quests you get a liver of steel, which allows you to drink a lot more!

Morrigoon · 10-20-2005, 04:20 PM

Hahah... they even reference South Park!
*********
You're fighting a wolfman

Deep within the Spooky Forest, you are attacked by the Wolfman.
Perhaps you can defeat him by kicking him in the nards. That's right. Wolfman's got nards.

He gets the jump on you.

You kick him sqwah in the nards. He doubles over in pain as you double over in sympathetic pain.

CoasterMatt · 10-20-2005, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morrigoon

Hahah... they even reference South Park!
*********
You're fighting a wolfman

Deep within the Spooky Forest, you are attacked by the Wolfman.
Perhaps you can defeat him by kicking him in the nards. That's right. Wolfman's got nards.

He gets the jump on you.

You kick him sqwah in the nards. He doubles over in pain as you double over in sympathetic pain.

Um, actually, that would be attributed to Monster Squad, a reallly bad movie from 1987.

lizziebith · 10-20-2005, 09:53 PM

OMG we can have a liver of steel? Wait till I tell everyone! Friends who've been looking at me askance since I joined and can't stop talking about meat-this and meat-that will now be tromping a humble vegan path to my door. My. MEAT. door!

wendybeth · 10-20-2005, 11:02 PM

Oooh, Lizziebith- you have been sucked onto the Meat Vortex that is the KoL......Welcome!

I'm now on a mission for that damned Liver O' Steel.

Tonight was an excercise in frustration- kept getting my ass kicked by the King in Cobb's Nob, and by the prancing little G bats in the Friars challenge. Prissy little bastards.

Went on two vacations- seem like a waste of time and meat, but I'll do the last one tomorrow. South of the Border is pretty funny, and I got a couple of bottles of tequila! (Which I promptly turned into margarita's and drank). I also accidently made a Plague Cure, so if anyone is wanting to try it, I'll give it to the first person who asks. I'm not coughing yet, but it's not for lack of exposure.

Morrigoon · 10-20-2005, 04:28 PM

Yay! I have a cottage!

10-20-2005, 12:08 PM	#1
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10-20-2005, 02:38 PM	#2
Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Does alcohol do much of anything for you? I haven't tried using it yet. __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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10-20-2005, 02:49 PM	#3
lizziebith Wishing these titles could be longe Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Pearblossom CA Posts: 984	Well I've never done anything like this before so I signed up (pifflebooger) and am now at level 3, even though I barely know what I'm doing! I applied to join our clan. I have 20 adventures left, but I tried my drinking skills out and am now in a drunken stupor. __________________ $ DO \|\| !$ DO ; TRY TRY: COMMAND NOT FOUND
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10-20-2005, 03:10 PM	#4
Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	Alcohol gives you more adventures, but also contributes to your drunkeness. Drink too much and you'll be in a drunken stupor and unable to adventure. However, the next day you'll no longer be drunk but you'll still have the adventures. __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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10-20-2005, 04:20 PM	#6
Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Hahah... they even reference South Park! ********* You're fighting a wolfman Deep within the Spooky Forest, you are attacked by the Wolfman. Perhaps you can defeat him by kicking him in the nards. That's right. Wolfman's got nards. He gets the jump on you. You kick him sqwah in the nards. He doubles over in pain as you double over in sympathetic pain. __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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10-20-2005, 09:53 PM	#8
lizziebith Wishing these titles could be longe Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Pearblossom CA Posts: 984	OMG we can have a liver of steel? Wait till I tell everyone! Friends who've been looking at me askance since I joined and can't stop talking about meat-this and meat-that will now be tromping a humble vegan path to my door. My. MEAT. door! __________________ $ DO \|\| !$ DO ; TRY TRY: COMMAND NOT FOUND
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10-20-2005, 11:02 PM	#9
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	Oooh, Lizziebith- you have been sucked onto the Meat Vortex that is the KoL......Welcome! I'm now on a mission for that damned Liver O' Steel. Tonight was an excercise in frustration- kept getting my ass kicked by the King in Cobb's Nob, and by the prancing little G bats in the Friars challenge. Prissy little bastards. Went on two vacations- seem like a waste of time and meat, but I'll do the last one tomorrow. South of the Border is pretty funny, and I got a couple of bottles of tequila! (Which I promptly turned into margarita's and drank). I also accidently made a Plague Cure, so if anyone is wanting to try it, I'll give it to the first person who asks. I'm not coughing yet, but it's not for lack of exposure. __________________
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10-20-2005, 04:28 PM	#10
Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Yay! I have a cottage! __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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