Unicef bombs the Smurfs!

[Boss Radio]

After a devastating loss such as the tragedy that has recently humbled all that is Smurfy, we must look deep in our hearts as we dig deep in our pockets to help those who are in need. Yes, they are not like us - they are blue and often annoying - but now they need our help. They have no place else to turn.

Temporary housing has been established at the Smurfdome, but there is simply not enough room for all of them.

Please. Someone needs your help. Someone blue whose life just got a whole lot bluer.

Please give to the Smurf fund.

There will be a benefit concert to aid the Smurf Disaster, which will feature a somber yet uplifting performance by the Blue Man Group. Neil Diamond, New Order and Crystal Gayle will perform "Song Sung Blue", "Blue Monday", and "Don't it Make My Brown Eyes Blue" respectively. Babe the Blue Ox has confirmed a cameo appearance.
Little Boy Blue will host the event.

We'll post updates as we receive breaking news.
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