"The Passion of the Cruise"

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Scientologist or not, Tom Cruise is an ass.

Jumping up and down on Oprah's couch like a teenage boy who just got laid all due to his insane love for his child bride. ICK. He reminds me of one of those smothering, way-too-emotional boyfriends who eventually go wonky when you tell them to get to steppin'. I don't care how much money they have or what they look like or how famous they are- it's just a dangerous combo. And how lovely for your ex wife, and your children, to hear you blurt out on TV, "I've never been in love like this before!"

Dorkass.

Or, at best, he's just a stupid ass. Either way, I'll stick to dreaming about Scott Bakula. I'm still saving myself for him. I hope he's Catholic!