Prudence is bored

[Prudence]

While it's a generous offer, Morigoon, it would occupy me for maybe 10 minutes? Actually, it occurs to me that I haven't played my pastamancer's turns yet, so I could go do that.

Meanwhile, here at the office, I have just returned from an excursion to the bathroom. Not because I really had to go, but because I was desperate for a change of scenery. I would like to report that the third floor ladies' room in Sullivan hall is cold. Not just kind of cold, but Forest Service outhouse cold. You know what I mean -- the concrete building with a HUGE amount of interior space to go along with the toilet seat mounted decoratively over the pit. Why are forest service outhouses so huge? What is it one could possibly intend to do in an outhouse that requires more space than the living room in my first apartment? There's no sink, no mirror, no plumbing. Just concrete, roof, toilet seat, pit. And lots of unused space with significant stench potential.

If this lull in activity keeps up I'm going to have to no choice but to resort to doing actual homework.