Kingdom of Loathing

[wendybeth]

Stir-fries and chow meins

There are two stages of stir-fries. Vegetable stir-fries are a raw vegetable cooked with the secret blend of herbs and spices. Meat stir-fries are a vegetable stir-fry with some sort of meat or meat substitute added. Stir-fries yield a variety of fullnesses and substat gains. Adding dry noodles to a meat stir-fry will result in a chow mein, which means only Pastamasters can make them. These are arguably the best non-rare foods available, although the pastas that require both Pastamastery and Advanced Saucecrafting are also very impressive. Needs total confirmation: All chow meins yield 4 or 5 fullness and impressive gains to one or more substats.

• asparagus stir-fry → tofu stir-fry → tofu chow mein
• Knob stir-fry → bat wing stir-fry → bat wing chow mein
• Knoll stir-fry → Knob sausage stir-fry → Knob sausage chow mein
• olive stir-fry → pr0n stir-fry → pr0n chow mein
• spooky stir-fry → rat appendix stir-fry → rat appendix chow mein

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Basic pastas

Pastamasters have a few simple dishes they can make out of dry noodles and one not-too-exotic ingredient.

• boring spaghetti (add tomato)
• delicious noodles (add herbs)
• delicious spicy noodles (add secret blend of herbs and spices)
• painful penne pasta (add jabañero pepper)
• pr0n m4nic0tti (add pr0n legs)
• ravioli della hippy (add wad of tofu)
• spicy noodles (add spices)

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Saucecrafting pastas

Some of the items that can be cooked from scrumptious reagents by Advanced Saucecrafters can be further cooked with dry noodles by Pastamasters to make top-notch dishes. None of the sauces are themselves edible (except Hell broth, which is nasty stuff), but the pastas all yield 6 fullness and serious gains to one substat, or all three substats for the Hell ramen.

• fancy schmancy cheese sauce makes fettucini Inconnu
• Hell broth makes Hell ramen
• Himalayan Hidalgo sauce makes gnocchetti di Nietzsche
• sauce of the ages makes spaghetti with Skullheads

As you can see, it's a bit complicated, but given the right ingredients we can make some kick ass stuff! We need things like Goat cheese, Hellion cubes, fresh veggies fof the Chow Meins's, etc.