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[Cadaverous Pallor]

Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

That of course was my original suspicion - but as I gazed at this woman's crotch trying to read it's message (as one's lap is usually much less of a billboard than one's ass) it was clear that they were intended to be worn that way.

Maybe that's the best approach, rather than talking to them - just stand there and stare at their crotch for a long period of time. You could even walk right up to them, stand close enough for conversation, and stare until they get uncomfortable.

With the words "Sex Sea" written there, I might have to say "So there's salt water in your cooch?"