Riding crop costumes go bye bye

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Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

I could yell "I'm beautiful even though I have hairy armpits!" but no one would listen to that.

Ah, Jenni-san. Don't think so small! What if, say, Martin Luther King Jr. had said "no one would listen"? Not to equate the civil rights movement with the armpit hair movement. But you know what I'm saying.

Besides, Paris has found the hairy armpits sexy for years now. You're just playing to the wrong audience.