Top Ten List Thread

[MickeyLumbo]

16. "What happens on the Matterhorn, stays on the Matterhorn."

15. "No one needs a Court Order to tap my wires!"

14. "Brokeback Mountain reminds me of the Matterhorn Bobsleds with MickeyLumbo."

13. "April Fool's Day: More fun than a Democratic Fillibuster."

12. "I should move in with MickeyLumbo. I bet he knows how to treat a man".

11. "I'm no more Gay than Tom Delay is guilty of money laundering."

10. "The best part of 'Remember...Dreams Come True' was sitting next to MickeyLumbo."

9. "Look, Crystal, I can touch my toes in the shower."

8. "MickeyLumbo sure has nice ManBoobs."

7. "But Crystal, I was drunk on 'Jesus Juice'."

6. "A MickeyLumbo in the hand is better than two Ann Coulters in the bush."

5. "I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is a pillowbiter."

4. "During shuttle service, does the Monorail have a steering wheel in the tail-cone?"

3. "HEY! Where's my toaster?"

2. "I wish I could quit you."

1. "I love Bush!"