Fellas, don't kiss this guy

[innerSpaceman]

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Dude, if I kissed some chick on the lips without warning, I'd expect (and deservedly so) a pretty good slap in return.

Emphasis added to aid in my apology. I was in such a hurry to make a joke that I misread GD's post and simply assumed he was saying he'd expect a pretty good slap if he, akin to the topic under discussion, had planted a kiss on a dude.

(I missed the word "slap," too - which is a dead mysogenistic giveaway for girly reference - and read it as "slug" which led to my second, much less tasteful, joke.)

[Ghoulish Delight]

Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

Emphasis added to aid in my apology. I was in such a hurry to make a joke that I misread GD's post and simply assumed he was saying he'd expect a pretty good slap if he, akin to the topic under discussion, had planted a kiss on a dude.

(I missed the word "slap," too - which is a dead mysogenistic giveaway for girly reference - and read it as "slug" which led to my second, much less tasteful, joke.)

Plus, I'm well aware that all the gay men here totally want me, so a punch to the face wouldn't be the expected reaction were I to go in for a kiss.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Plus, I'm well aware that all the gay men here totally want me, so a punch to the face wouldn't be the expected reaction were I to go in for a kiss.

GD made me laugh out loud at work and I can't mojo him

Here's what DID see in GD's post:

Dude, if I kissed lips without warning expect deservedly good return.

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Plus, I'm well aware that all the gay men here totally want me

Oh come on, not all of us want...

Hold on, I have a call coming in.



Okay, nevermind, we all want you.

[innerSpaceman]

I am sooooo gonna plant one on GD next time I see him ... just to see (or feel) what happens.

[Not Afraid]

Good. Then we can compare notes.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

At dinner tonight:

GD: Oh, I'll have to avoid Steve this weekend.

Me: What now?

GD: He said he's going to kiss me.

Good luck catching him...

[Not Afraid]

I like the "What now" response. LOL!

[innerSpaceman]

Hmmm, I'd kinda like to know what the other reasons were for avoiding me in the past.

[€uroMeinke]

Hmmmm - I just realized that I think I've kissed more of the men on these boards than the women...and niether gender punched me - yet...