Happy Birthday My Guru of Swank, €uroMeinke!!

[MouseWife]

I noticed your birthday was coming up {great calendar} and I wondered what will NA do for this schwankie dude?

I am sending you a lot of mojo to help make this an extremely memorable birthday!!

Lots of fun, food, and swell gifts.

And, I realized, looking at new keyboards, I do not have the 'E' that I need to properly type out your name. I guess my keyboard has no schwank?

{it's even easier for my keyboard to call you That Guy...}