Has this ever happened to you?

[SacTown Chronic]

Ah, the elusive third nipple. It's good to have a confirmed sighting of such a legendary piece of American folklore.

Originally Posted by Tito's Kitten

I know someone out there has to have a worse story than this. Please make me feel better and share.

Nope. This is the worst thing that's ever happened to anyone in the history of the world.






In her own words:

said I should have it since I had bigger breasts

.

I was like ummm

she lifted her shirt to show me her breasts

this was terribly exciting

her breasts still exposed and proceeded to show me an up close view

this woman's chest is in my face

It goes deep. FEEL IT.....

I just kind of lost track when I those words spilled from her mouth.

I looked into her eyes and was so cool saying "Umm, yeah

Then she pulled down her shirt and went back to folding her laundry as if nothing happened.

I need a cigarette.