Post your swanky outfit here!

[Not Afraid]

What is this thing called "outfit"? I don't understand.

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

What is this thing called "outfit"? I don't understand.

You're at home, aren't you? Probably naked. Being fed grapes? Free massages. Kisses soft as petals up and down your arms.

That's you, isn't it?

No need for swanky clothes. You've got a DREAM life going on behind closed doors.

Meanwhile, I'm giving myself sore joints typing here, typing for work, typing, typing, typing. No petal kisses. No nude massages. No grapes being fed to me, or even just sitting on a nearby table for me to feed myself.

[€uroMeinke]

Originally Posted by Eliza Hodgkins 1812

You're at home, aren't you? Probably naked. Being fed grapes? Free massages. Kisses soft as petals up and down your arms.

That's you, isn't it?

No need for swanky clothes. You've got a DREAM life going on behind closed doors.

Meanwhile, I'm giving myself sore joints typing here, typing for work, typing, typing, typing. No petal kisses. No nude massages. No grapes being fed to me, or even just sitting on a nearby table for me to feed myself.

I sure do miss out on a lot when I go to work. I need to take more days off.

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

I sure do miss out on a lot when I go to work. I need to take more days off.

Oh, I just assumed the Guru of Swank would take an entire week of in celebration of his birthday.