the friendly skies...

[Alex]

I'm going to half to go out on a limb and say it isn't too bad that WWII pilots are no longer flying commercial jets.

But, since they are so really old, what we'll do is sit them on a kitchen chair in front of a bay window and convince them that they are actually flying a plane. Record the ensuing hilarity and then play it on your iPod during your next flight.

There's nothing sweeter in life than manipulating senility for personal gain.