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Motorboat Cruiser · 02-14-2006, 07:21 PM

Letterman's Top Ten Dick Cheney Excuses

10. Heart palpitation caused trigger finger to spasm
9. Wanted to get the Iraq mess of the front page
8. Not enough Jim Beam
7. Trying to stop the spread of bird flu
6. I love to shoot people
5. Guy was making cracks about my lesbian daughter
4. I thought the guy was trying to go 'gay cowboy' on me
3. Excuse? I hit him didn't I?
2. Until Democrats approve Medicare reform, we have to make some tough choices for the elderly
1. Made bet with Gretzgy's wife

02-14-2006, 07:21 PM	#11
Motorboat Cruiser Cruiser of Motorboats Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: So Cal Posts: 3,665	Letterman's Top Ten Dick Cheney Excuses 10. Heart palpitation caused trigger finger to spasm 9. Wanted to get the Iraq mess of the front page 8. Not enough Jim Beam 7. Trying to stop the spread of bird flu 6. I love to shoot people 5. Guy was making cracks about my lesbian daughter 4. I thought the guy was trying to go 'gay cowboy' on me 3. Excuse? I hit him didn't I? 2. Until Democrats approve Medicare reform, we have to make some tough choices for the elderly 1. Made bet with Gretzgy's wife
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