Hail to the Queens!!!!

[innerSpaceman]

If you don't what a ship to have the feel of a ship, why be on a ship? Why not just stay in a hotel if you want a hotel?

Don't give me tripe about ports o' call. They have hotels in ports o' call. You don't need to travel by sea to visit ports o' call, and you can only visit ports o' call if you travel by sea. Whether you want ports o' call or inland destinations, hotels are everywhere. So are restaurants, swimming pools, poor theater, and mediocre buffets.