USC medical center, here I come...(maybe)

[Motorboat Cruiser]

Originally Posted by scaeagles

Well, I would say I destroyed my WMD bionic sphincter long ago, but MBC's intelligence report would say otherwise.

And I would regretfully have to admit that my intelligent report was wildly incorrect. Upon further inspection, it would appear that there is nothing particularly threatening about scaeagle's sphincter. More than likely, it never really posed any imminent danger to society as a whole. Rather, the sphincter danger was dubiously inflated to support an invasion.

It turns out that scaeagles was hyping his sphincter to keep his enemies at bay. At the end of the day though, it was just a regular old unimpressive sphincter that was widely overrated. It turns out that the small appliance sanctions were working.