A little company promotion...

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

Originally Posted by mousepod

I want to see a tv commercial that includes ALL of these things!

I know. That part totally cracks me up.

Be sure your spot doesn't include...ANYTHING!

I think all TV spots should puppy sodomy and 8 year olds committing political assassinations. This is the U.S., afterall.

I guess that stuff is for the theater based red-band trailers. Trailers that are Rated R. Good grief. I remember one of the first R-rated trailers I saw was for Child's Play 2, where Chucky says, "Don't **** with the Chuck."

The TV spots had to edit out a lot of blood, even. The giant balloon of a woman has blood all over her face in the theatrical trailers, but in the TV spots it looks like she's got some green gunk around her mouth.