"And I STEPPED on the ping-pong ball!"

[Gemini Cricket]

"While you wait you can read my column. It'll make minutes fly like hours."

[katiesue]

I'm a junkyard

[JWBear]

Ok... Let's switch movies again. Something a little more obscure this time. The movie my signature line comes from:

[katiesue]

Oh boy! I'm so smart it's a disease!

[CoasterMatt]

I'll never forget it. Never as long as I live. She said: 'Mommy,' and that was all. Oh I loved her so much. Oh please God, don't ever let anything happen to Veda.

[Snowflake]

Alligators have the right idea, they eat their young.

[Gemini Cricket]

When men get around me, they get allergic to wedding rings.

[Gemini Cricket]

Here's another film:


"Because I'm NOT one of your faaaaaaans!!!"

[Snowflake]

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

Here's another film:


"Because I'm NOT one of your faaaaaaans!!!"

ChRISTIIIINNNNAAAA, BRING ME THE AXE!!!!

[Snowflake]

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

Here's another film:
"Because I'm NOT one of your faaaaaaans!!!"

Okay, this is one of my favorite movie moments and I told this story to NA (I believe) when I was visiting. Read only if you know the film in question based on the quote above, otherwise, it's spoiler time:

Spoiler:

I was at the Castro Theatre in SF, seeing a double bill, Mommie Dearest and Mildred Pierce, how great is that? Okay, so we're watching MD and in one of the scenes when Faye is doing pyscho Joan and slapping Chrstina around, there is this voice from behind us (envision a Macaulay Culkin face and gesture here) "Oh My GoD! Look at THAT couch!!" The entire theatre broke up and stopped the movie, laughing uproariously. I've never forgotten it, too bad I can't do the voice and add it here, it was priceless.