This is some sort of sick joke, right?

[innerSpaceman]

I would be way bigger on fashion if I were bigger in the wallet and bigger in the size.

For reals, it is sooooo damned difficult to find clothes in America that fit a guy of my slight build that it is most times too depressing an activity to partake of. Add to that my limited clothing budget, and you have a recipe for me wearing things to the disintegration point, and being "retro" both for the stylistic and practicality reasons.

About half my reason for wanting to go to Japan is so that I can buy snazzy clothes that will fit a dude my size.


Frankly, it's not too bad a thing that nothing fits me. I'd like to be even more fashionable than I am, but I'm a notorious over spender. Well, rather, I'm a firm believer in you-get-what-you-pay-for. I apply a heavy dose of caveat-emptor to that, especially for clothing (where the Disney Vintage Crap Line is Exhibit A).




Oh, and by fashionable, I do not mean trendy. I simply mean that which appeals to my personal aesthetic, which I consider highly developed and objectively excellent.