This is one for the e-penis types

[innerSpaceman]

Ya know, there's big ... and then there's so big that your partner is frightened and wants nothing to do with you.




(I think the same goes for high-def displays ... and now that you can see the game clearly displayed from your stadium seat and haven't cast an eye towards the field in two hours - - um, why aren't you just watching the game on tv from home?)