NCAA Tourney - greatest sporting event in the world

[Alex]

Well then, in protest I hereby vow to boycott NCAA basketball in its entirety next season. I will not watch a single game.

Now in addition to "It was a fumble!" (Raiders vs. Patriots) and "Slide Jeremy Giambi! Slide you miserable fvck!" (Athletics vs. Yankess) I will always have "It was goaltending!"

Though my moral authority will be reduced for not having actually seen said uncalled goaltend. (It is so much easier when your outraged boycotts match what you would have done anyway.)

There was a small moment of reflected glory when the radio news guy said "in the matchup between UW and UConn the Huskies advanced to the elite eight." And then I remembered about UConn and realized the radio news guy was trying to be funny. Something they should never strive for.