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€uromeinke, FEJ. and Ghoulish Delight RULE!!! NA abides. |
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I was taught the 2 second rule - two seconds behind the car in front of you.
But I took driver's ed in 1980.
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I don't understand why other drivers don't understand that your car slows down if you just take your foot off the gas pedal! When I'm in slow traffic, I like to count how many times the driver in front of me hits his brakes before I even hit mine even once because all I'm doing is backing off the gas.
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I was taught the 2 second rule too. And yes, sadly drivers ed has been scaled waaaaaay back (before Arnie was in office). Now it's mostly in-class reading and movies and a day (maybe 2 if you're lucky) on the road with the teacher. Most of the people driving like morons around here are not teens, but people in their 30s.
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I think Arnold just expects us all to drive Hummers
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Now, I hope he's not expecting Hummers from us...
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I'll never understand why I never seem to have anything to eat after I go to the grocery store.
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I've been twice since Friday...and I've been in the kitchen several times today...searching for something to eat! I never understand why I have to beg Bailey to get in the shower...then once he gets in...I have to BEG him to get OUT! Something tells me I don't want to know what he's doing in there... ![]()
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On this same topic...I'll never understand how I can go to the store and get my list of things...get home and realize I forgot something...and it's usually something important...tonight we were having enchiladas and I had forgotten to get tortillas...so back to the store I went... ![]()
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Sigh. Friend won't bring me crackers and sorbet. Meanie. Never mind that he's in Orange and lives in Irvine and I live in Laguna Niguel. hehe. |
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