My life is a movie script

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Thinking of movie quotes from high school....

Pulp Fiction.

While I actually quote it less than I used to, so many times, the lines run through my head. Like when I'm agitated, but feeling generous, but decide to be a little cruel anyway:

Jules: Normally, both your asses would be dead as fvcking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this sh|t while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much sh|t this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

And this:

The Wolf: That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.

And this, which has zero application, except I think of it when rolling past a McD's or BK:

Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fvck a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a "Royale" with cheese.
Jules: A "Royale" with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "le Big-Mac".
Jules: "Le Big-Mac". Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.