Lyrical LoT

[Gemini Cricket]

"You can do it Its all up to you-mmmmmkay
With a little plan you can change your life tooo-day
You dont have to spend your life addicted to smack
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack
Follow my plan and very soon you will saaayyy, its easy mmkay

Step 1: Instead of "ass" say "buns", like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole"

Step 2: Instead of "sh!t" say "poo", as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this "poo is cold"

Step 3: With "bitch" drop the "t" because "bich" is latin for generosity

Step 4: Dont say "fvck" any more because "fvck" is the worst word that you can say...

So just use the word 'mmmkay'!"