Haunted Mansion Changes - Slowly Unveiling!

[AllyOops!]

Whoa, whoa, whoa nelly!!

She's a projected image?? I thought she was an actual figure, like the old bride, but with a Leota-like imaged face!!

And CROSS-EYED whilst reciting her vows?!?! Nothing against the cross-eyed population, God Bless them, but..why???

I bet when I finally get married one day, I'll be cross-eyed, too, but for different reasons. Not because I'm an axe wielding maniac, but because in order to traipse down that aisle, I'll be crunked on cosmopolitans, at Whiskey Pete's no less.

I have a feeling that's not the hidden back story for Haunted Mansion. Gun-shy bride tanked on the sauce.

I'm actually sitting here laughing over this! Also somewhat sad, because..sometimes change scares me. Okay, almost always.

Maybe I'll keep the tradition of keeping my eyes closed.

However, the statement "she's a goofball with an axe" made my morning, iSm! Hahaha!