iGod: Repenting made easy

[wendybeth]

Here's my conversation:

Me:
Uhm.....sorry.
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. There's no need to apologize.
Me:
Can I have some money?
God:
Get a job.
Me:
Will I go to Heaven?
God:
The oracle says: Too soon to tell.
Me:
Is Walt's head really frozen?


At that point, God decided to not talk to me anymore. Maybe he was busy elsewhere.