"How Do You Do?" From my To Do List to You

[wendybeth]

Dear EH1812's To Do List,

I'd very much like to dump this slacker I've been hanging around with and move in with you. Wendy is constantly ignoring me, putting me off, and otherwise procrastinating my life away. We have so much to do, and does she listen? Today, when I reminded her of the fact that there are new life forms growing in the fridge and bathtubs with rings that rival Saturn's, do you think she listened? Nooooo, it's all "I'm going to Disneyland in July, blah blah blah...." Really, you'd think she'd won the damn Superbowl. Granted, she did do a perm on her MIL, but she was supposed to do that last week. There are so many things that need looked after- the house needs painting, car washed, carpets cleaned, checkbook balanced, taxes prepped, etc.

You seem to be a take charge, no nonsense sort of list. Will you adopt me, please?

Sincerely,
Wendy's Should Be Doing List.