Get outta bed, there'll be no more nappin'!

[MouseWife]

That Guy, you crack me up. Well, I know why Pee Wee makes you think of masturbation. Wait, that didn't come out right.

Yeah! I love Pee Wee's Playhouse!! I have some videos somewhere but forget that, I must get my dvd recorded fired up and ready. The youngest Boy has only seen the movie and wants to know where we get so many of our stupid jokes.

'Oh really? Where you hosing him down at???'

'It was the worst accident I ever did see.....'

'I pity the fool who don't eat Mr. T's cereal!!!'

And oh so many things.

Wait. Did I just screw up my good mom image?

Ha! Masturbation as the word of the day!!!